Thoughts from an immature grad student upon walking by a meeting...

"Neener neener neener! You guys have to be in a meeting at 9:00 am and I don't! Sucks to be you... Hey, wait! You guys get free food at your meetings? No fair! Aah...you have free coffee too? Oh man, why don't we get free food and coffee at your meetings? That's totally unfair."

-Sam I. Am, doing her best to shatter the myth of the pretentious scientist every day.