Why? Why not sleep on a couch or a pillow or something? Of all the places in the house, why would a cat pick a gym bag to sleep in? Is she afraid that mutant space rats are trying to steal our Tae Kwon Do uniforms while we sleep? Or maybe she just wants to pick up mad martial arts skills by osmosis. Now there's an idea for a very bad martial arts B movie...
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Absorbing your skullz, perhaps?
Nom nom nom...tasty skulls.
You may remember me from such films as... Kung Fu Kitty, Karate Kats and Feline Feng Shui.
And, of course, my most famous work, Crouching Kitty, Hidden Chipmunk.
Wow. That would put even Kung Fu Panda to shame, and that takes some doing...
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