How is that, with the rest of the world's economy tanking, companies losing major money and laying off people, Exxon is still able to smash its own profit record? How does that work?
Must be nice to be an oil executive right now. I wonder if selling your soul is actually mandatory, or if you can trade in your first born child instead?
In other news, the number of undergrads to set their lab glove aflame increased by one this week. I have seen the future, and it is on fire. (Literally).
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I am pretty sure there is a link between excessive consumption of synthetic gloves and oil company profits - what do you reckon?
Perhaps. Although I must point out that in my lab we reuse nitrile gloves several times...we're so environmentally conscience. (But not to the extent of, you know, handling toxins with our bare hands. That's Vermont-level conscience, to which we non-Vermonters can only aspire).
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